A Fond Farewell to Dorian's Cash App Allowance 🚀

Dear Cash App Team,

I hope this letter finds you in high spirits and surrounded by the same positive vibes that Dorian used to emanate when they were happily receiving their allowance. (I’m not the ‘allowance’ kind of mother but for language simplicity let’s stick with that) First and foremost, let me express my gratitude for the seamless experience we've had so far. It's been as smooth as butter on a hot pancake or nyuka man gi ndim!

I recently received your message, and it appears my dear Dorian has officially spread their wings into the world of financial independence. I can't help but feel a mix of emotions – pride for their newfound adulthood and a hint of nostalgia for the days when deciding between Wazobia jollof rice or KFC was their biggest financial dilemma.

While I'll miss the days of managing their financial endeavors, I understand that growing up means embracing responsibility and making independent choices. It seems like just yesterday they were mastering the art of tying shoelaces, and now they're untangling the complexities of personal finance. Time truly does fly, doesn't it?

I want to commend you for your role in facilitating this transition. The message was delivered with such finesse; I almost expected a marching band to accompany it. Bravo! As Dorian's ever-supportive mother, I want to assure you that I'll be here cheering them on from the sidelines, armed with financial advice (whether they want it or not).

So, here's to Dorian's newfound financial freedom and to Cash App for being the launchpad for their money adventures. May their account balance grow as swiftly as my collection of "Mom jokes"! Thank you for being a reliable partner in this journey, and I look forward to watching Dorian thrive in the realm of adulthood.

Warm regards,

NyarKawino

Dorian's Proud Mom 💖